2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.



Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.


when im walking and my song comes on


when im walking and my song comes on

Monday, July 14, 2014




i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh


Anybody up for some Hundred Acre Wood Breaking Bad style? HELLA?!?!?

Credit goes to saulpinkmans for giving me the awesome idea- saulpinkmans did a Mike/ Eeyore comparison and I went from there…

Friday, July 11, 2014


is it just me


or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio




TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

Thursday, July 10, 2014
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