joannaschristies:

i don’t care how fucking obnoxious and cliche it is to want to live in new york city i want to live in new york city

The Office: Jim and Dwight’s “Friendship”

You delivered pizza in high school. Did any of the women ever invite you in?

Oh yeah! I had this single mother who would always request that I deliver her pizzas. I was working the day after Christmas, and she answered her door in a robe that was tied—but was kind of open. She asked if I could hook up the PlayStation she got her kids. She was a mature woman. But I loved the seductiveness of what was happening.
You delivered pizza in high school. Did any of the women ever invite you in?

Oh yeah! I had this single mother who would always request that I deliver her pizzas. I was working the day after Christmas, and she answered her door in a robe that was tied—but was kind of open. She asked if I could hook up the PlayStation she got her kids. She was a mature woman. But I loved the seductiveness of what was happening.

villa-kulla:

villa-kulla:

Bryan Cranston registering his 5th and 6th Primetime Emmy Awards

OMG I JUST NOTICED VINCE IN THE SECOND ONE! whatta fan haha awww

 
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